Me:
helo
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Wiley E Koyote
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Wiley E Koyote.
Me:
so how are you doing these days
God:
Awesome. Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
no bad memories, after all your son has been crucified many years back
God:
Are you serious? What makes memories after all my son has been crucified many years back bad?
Me:
so how is he now
God:
Right now? Groovy. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
and holy ghost is he ok too?
God:
I haven't seen it. What did you like about it? OK. He could be.
Me:
so any famous people in heaven
God:
Awesome. Yes I think there are.
Me:
name few please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. I can't tell you right now.
Me:
im hungry
God:
What will you be eating?
Me:
dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
can u make me a sandwich
God:
Yes I can make you a sandwich.
Me:
pease do then im very hungry
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yes im shure
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
well im still hungry
God:
Well that's okay. What will you be eating?
Me:
is that sandwich coming soon
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
where is paola
God:
Where it belongs. There might be more than one.
Me:
So what one do i ask about my sandwich
God:
Give me a break. You tell me.
Me:
what do u look like
God:
Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
Can i have a adrink
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yep one drink is enough
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity. One what?
Me:
So lest have 2 drinks, we can share
God:
Hey. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about a adrink. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
So did you got drunk at last supper
God:
Groovy. No I didn't got drunk at last supper. What's it like?
Me:
ask your son, apparently he got drunk at last supper
God:
OK I will ask it.
Me:
did he got hungover the day after
God:
Suppose he did.
Me:
did Judah ended up in heave as well
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
so how is john paul 2nd these days
God:
Gee. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
is he up there with u
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
what do u search on web
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
i guess you are looking for porn
God:
You think I am looking for porn.
Me:
yep
God:
That's cool.
Me:
so do you looking for porn
God:
It goes without saying. Yes I try to look for porn as often as possible
Me:
well i need to go
God:
Well that's okay. Until next time.
Me:
cya m8
God:
See you later Wiley E Koyote.