told ya women can be mean....

[Dutchman]

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them
are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man;
that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.This must be a sign from God
that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest
of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you
completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And
look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but
this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine
and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it
back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No.I think I'll just wait for the police...

[GothThug]

HAHAHAHA i rate it to be a 10+ cause my g/f even laughed at it and sayied she would do that to me some day

[Blaze]

thats funny, im wondering if the women planed the crash ahead of time or she is a good on the moment thinker