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Warpig wrote:U forgot the divorce- part.
She gonna fell in love with dozens of those Robot Ninjas, cos they use Duracell- batteries.
starscream wrote:Twelve views and no replies, eh?
Perhaps everyone's too scared. Perhaps just too scared to offend.
It just so happens that I own a cupboard of infinite size. Within this small-yet-large room live an infinite number of monkeys. As it is well known that an infinite amount of monkeys can do anything (up to and including the complete works of shakespeare), let's give it a go.
*Peers into infinite-monkey-space*
Ah! I see!
You will meet a tall, dark stranger. A tall, dark, handsome stranger. You will both fall instantly in love with each other. I see you taking walks along rivers, kissing in meadows and, uh, best not to say what you're doing in barns.
You get married in a church on a beatiful winters morning. The ground is covered in snow and the bodies of recently murdered homeless persons. You take your vows in a beautiful stone chapel (used for funerals Monday-Friday) and kiss each other passionately. You then disembowel the vicar.
I see you waving good-bye to your relatives, friends and relatives-in-law as you drive off to your honeymoon inside a secret volcano base where you will plan your upcoming world-domination tour courtesy of an army of ROBOT NINJAS!
This is all I see. The monkeys have returned to masturbating.
I am weak and must rest from the ardous task of monkey-scrying.
Roan wrote:I predict, starscream aint gonna be here very long
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